Comments on: US Department of Energy Reveals Net Zero Mass/Energy House

By: Steve Waclo

Steve Waclo — Wed, 02 Apr 2014 01:34:33 +0000

Allison, were any English
Allison, were any English Majors harmed in the development of this tale?

And bless you for yielding to your better angels and, this year at least, avoiding reference to Turbo-Encabulators.

BTW, iPad lit up spell-check on Encabulators and when I tapped it, IOS crashed. Words matter!

OK, enough silliness. Everyone back to saving the planet!

By: Amanda Hatherly

Amanda Hatherly — Tue, 01 Apr 2014 21:58:06 +0000

Remind me when you are in
Remind me when you are in Santa Fe later this month to show you all the top-secret Net Zero Mass/Energy homes we have here. Los Alamos Labs has been secretly testing them for years.

By: Don Gatley

Don Gatley — Tue, 01 Apr 2014 20:37:24 +0000

Come on Allison give us
Come on Allison give us something new. Myanmar and Liberia both constructed Net Zero Mass/Energy Houses eight years ago. Now the U.S. is apparently trying to keep up with it sister countries in the preservation of IP. These homes passed the same test: "The air and anti-air infiltration rates are identical and have opposite signs, thus canceling each other out." higher math proves that +0 = -0 which cancel. Unfortunately in both countries they populated both test houses with government cabinet ministers and discovered too late that they all died from some mysterious cause and the only clue was almost zero oxygen in their blood.

By: Bill Smith

Bill Smith — Tue, 01 Apr 2014 19:38:36 +0000

The theoretical existence of
The theoretical existence of antihumans is, unfortunately, still in the antifuture. There is some doubt as to whether it will ever have happened due to the crossover point being obliterated and spreading.

Since the antifuture is prologue to the antipast (I'm suddenly hungry) we should assume that our fore bearers will put a stop to this foolishness and anticonceive all of us.

(Vanish in a puff of antilogic)

By: Gary Nash

Gary Nash — Tue, 01 Apr 2014 18:32:13 +0000

I love me a house with a heli
I love me a house with a heli-pad. Should be standard equipment if you ask me. I notice you have a helicopter & an anti-helicopter, black & white, yin & yang, if you will - but which one is which? Important to make sure humans & anti-humans board the correct one.

By: Harris Woodward

Harris Woodward — Tue, 01 Apr 2014 18:31:30 +0000

It's safe to say that I too
It's safe to say that I too generate some of my best ideas whilst evacuating at the porcelain god...

By: John Brooks

John Brooks — Tue, 01 Apr 2014 17:44:22 +0000

Allison, I Believe this IS
Allison, I Believe this IS the future...that's why I have enrolled in Marc Rosenbaum's course
"How to Design Net Zero/Mass Energy Homes"